Scrapbook: 1969 toddler pics of me

Oct 14, 2008 Author David Speakman

So, in 1969, it appears I was into drinking beer, staggering around the back yard and posing for pictures buck naked.

Scrapbook: Shocking photo of my underage drinking

Oct 5, 2008 Author David Speakman

White trash moment No. 1 – here I am in May 1969 – stealing my father’s (empty) can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Apparently my mother thought it was cute and took this picture.

[NOTE: The dribbling down the front of my coveralls - a sure sign of a drinking problem.]

I am sure this photo will keep me from getting future employment and/or preclude me from holding any elective office – ever.

So, I decided to post it on the Internet.

… Although it could give me some of that “Joe Six-Pack” cred, I guess.

[I'm also thinking of making this my Facebook photo once the elections are over and after I take down my NO on 8 graphic]