Sneak Peek: Die-hard fans claim new Star Trek is too different

May 5, 2009 Author David Speakman


Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As ‘Fun, Watchable’

Bad Obama Joke

May 3, 2009 Author David Speakman

The following is a bad Obama joke my oldest sister sent me in a text message this week:

 

Years ago, it used to be said that America would elect a black man president “when pigs fly.”


Sure enough: it’s 2009 and SWINE FLU!

 

[Insert bad-pun groans here]

Video: Touring America to Survey Damage Wrought by Bush Presidency

Oct 14, 2008 Author David Speakman

11 Tips for dealing with David Speakman

Oct 13, 2008 Author David Speakman

I got this from a web page that examined my personality type – which is INTJ.

  1. Be willing to back up your statements with facts – or at least some pretty sound reasoning.
  2. Don’t expect him to respect you or your viewpoints just because you say so. David’s respect must be earned.
  3. Be willing to concede when you are wrong. David respects the truth over being “right.” Withdraw your erroneous comment and admit your mistake and he will see you as a very reasonable person. Stick to erroneous comments and he will think you are an irrational idiot and treat everything you say as being questionable.
  4. Try not to be repetitive. It annoys him.
  5. Do not feed him a line of bull.
  6. Expect debate. David likes to tear ideas apart and prove their worthiness. He will even argue a point he doesn’t actually support for the sake of argument.
  7. Do not mistake the strength of your conviction with the strength of your argument. David does not need to believe in a position to argue it or argue it well. Therefore, it will take more than fervor to sway him.
  8. Do not be surprised at sarcasm.
  9. Remember that David believes in workable solutions. He is extremely open-minded to possibilities, but will quickly discard any idea that is unfeasible. David’s open-mindedness means that he is willing to have a go at an idea by trying to pull it apart. This horrifies people who expect oohs and ahhs and reverence. The ultimate David insult to an idea is to ignore it, because that means it’s not even interesting enough to deconstruct.
  10. This also means that David will not just accept any viewpoint that is presented to them. The bottom line is “Does it work?” – end discussion.
  11. Do not expect David to actually care about how you view him. He already knows that he is an arrogant bastard with a morbid sense of humor. Telling him the obvious accomplishes nothing.

‘That One’ is gonna be president … (Obama/McCain music video)

Oct 8, 2008 Author David Speakman

Palin-Biden SNL skit

Oct 5, 2008 Author David Speakman

The so-called slippery slope argument of Proposition 8

Sep 29, 2008 Author David Speakman

Sarah Palin’s soft spot

Sep 26, 2008 Author David Speakman

McCain goes green … with decay (graphic)

Sep 26, 2008 Author David Speakman

Bad touch by a Jesus

Sep 14, 2008 Author David Speakman

I was forwarded a YouTube video clip from Rich today. It’s from a 80s-something band called “Sonseed,” singing a ska song named “Jesus is my Friend.” Wow.

It is CAMP-A-LICIOUS and hilarious with a catchy tune.

The lyrics alone make this worth watching and listening to: 

♫ Once I tried to run; I tried to run and hide, but Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside.

He is like a mounty, he always gets his man and he’ll zap you any way he can. ZAP!♫

Bad touch, Jesus!

Here’s the video (warning: It’s addictive):

For an update on what happened to the members of this band, check out the interview with the singer (Sal Polichetti) on Dougsploitation: Sal of Sonseed tells all!